I don’t know about you, but I’m sick of neon. Everywhere I look, these bright, blinding shades pop out of a bra, jacket, top, skirt… nail!
It’s like you’re the last one standing at a party, lonely in a corner, desperate to find someone as sad as you so you can keep the fun going. Only there is no fun left and you never did feel alright, part of the gang. Accept it, neon fanatics who buy kitschy orange nail polishes: everyone has moved on!
Leave it to the sharpies to rock neon (or the police). Especially if you’re the kind of woman who lets those toe nails grow a bit – this isn’t the Blair Witch Project.
Instead, look for white, mint, turquoise, gold, lilac 😉